Dear rude old man who stole my tips from the tip jar,
Unfortunately for you, your criminal acts did not go unnoticed by our security cameras. Instead we have very clear footage of you dipping into my funds, uninvited. I look forward to seeing you next time you visit the cafe. I shall give you an appropriate punishment for stealing money from a poor little girl.
Sincerely,
Poor, Starving Cafe 976 Worker, Justine.
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